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“My name is Sir Jackson, and I am the Pompous Ass.
I’d like to tell you something about our wines. I have
no favorite, as they are all delicious; so be sure to
read the back label---where I suggest what foods go
best; as well as my own personal favorite!
And for those of you who enjoy fruit-forward
sweeter wines, try our "KISS MY ASS" series, R.S. 7%
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Check out our T's and Hoodies!
Until then,
Á Salute!
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Pretentious Port
Price: $16.99
Half Case: $101.94
Case Price: Reg. $203.88 -
Only $183.48 with
10% Discount
This complex barrel-aged port has rich deep plum
and raisin flavors, with a whisper of anise and
banana.
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2009 Bodacious Blend
Price: $15.99
Half Case: $95.94
Case Price: Reg. $191.88 -
Only $172.68 with
10% Discount
This Bordeaux blend displays ripe dark plum
with an undertone of cherry tobacco; finishing
with a trace of anise. A firm middle pallet. RS
0.0%
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2010 Chardonnay
Price: $9.99
Half Case: $59.94
Case Price: Reg. $119.88 -
Only $107.90 with
10% Discount
Crisp clean full-bodied, with plenty of Chardonnay
characteristics, with a hint of oak.
Grapefruit with a hint of butter finish. R.S.-DRY
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2010 Riesling
Price: $13.99
Half Case: $83.94
Case Price: Reg. $167.88 -
Only $151.08 with
10% Discount
This aromatic Riesling is crisp and clean with a full
satiny finish; nicely balanced with a hint of
sweetness. R.S.2%
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Highfalutin Red
Price: $9.99
Half Case: $59.94
Case Price: Reg. $119.88 -
Only $107.88 with
10% Discount
This complex, medium bodied red, has undertones of
plum and cherries, with a butterscotch finish.
Vinifera and French Hybrid blend. R.S. 2%
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Our Sweet Wine Series
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Kiss My Ass White
Price: $7.99Half Case: $47.94
Case Price: Reg. $95.88 -
Only $86.28 with
10% Discount
This well balanced white blend has a fragrant
honeysuckle bouquet and a lush full-in-the-mouth
fruit forward finish.
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Kiss My Ass Blush
Price: $7.99
Half Case: $47.94
Case Price: Reg. $95.88 -
Only $86.28 with
10% Discount
This lovely blush exhibits hints of spice to
the nose, with a velvety "melon" and Concord
finish.
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Kiss My Ass Red
Price: $7.99
Half Case: $47.94
Case Price: Reg. $95.88 -
Only $86.28 with
10% Discount
This red blend has a toasted marshmallow nose,
with a satin finish of plum and luscious berries.
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Create Your Own
Case
Create your own case of wine!
Select any
assortment of up to 12 bottles.
10% discount
is reflected in the final price.
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Now) Sorry, We Cannot
Ship To :AL, KY, MA, MT, NH, NJ, OK, PR, SD, UT,
VT, VI
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