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“My name is Sir Jackson, and I am the Pompous Ass. I’d like to tell you something about our wines. I have no favorite, as they are all delicious; so be sure to read the back label---where I suggest what foods go best; as well as my own personal favorite!

And for those of you who enjoy fruit-forward sweeter wines, try our "KISS MY ASS" series,  R.S. 7% .

Check out our T's and Hoodies!

Until then,

Á Salute!
 

2009 Pretentious Port

Pretentious Port
Price: $1
6.99

Half Case: $101.94
Case Price
: Reg. $203.88 - Only $183.48 with 10% Discount

This complex barrel-aged port has rich deep plum and raisin flavors, with a whisper of anise and banana.

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2007 Bodacious Blend

2007 Bodacious Blend
Price: $15.99

Half Case: $95.94
Case Price
: Reg. $191.88 - Only $172.68 with 10% Discount

This Bordeaux blend displays ripe dark plum with an undertone of cherry tobacco; finishing with a trace of anise. A firm middle pallet. RS 0.0%

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2007 Chardonnay

2008 Chardonnay
Price: $13.99

Half Case: $83.94
Case Price
: Reg. $167.88 - Only $151.08 with 10% Discount

Crisp clean full-bodied, with plenty of  Chardonnay characteristics, with the absence of oak. Grapefruit with a hint of butter finish. R.S.-DRY

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2008 Riesling

2008 Riesling
Price: $13.99

Half Case: $83.94
Case Price
: Reg. $167.88 - Only $151.08 with 10% Discount

This aromatic Riesling is crisp and clean with a full satiny finish; nicely balanced with a hint of sweetness. R.S.2%

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Highfalutin Red

Highfalutin Red
Price: $9.99

Half Case: $59.94
Case Price
: Reg. $119.88 - Only $107.88 with 10% Discount

This complex, medium bodied red, has undertones of plum and cherries, with a butterscotch finish. Vinifera and French Hybrid blend. R.S. 2%

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Our Sweet Wine Series
 

Kiss My Ass White Kiss My Ass White
Price: $7.99

Half Case: $47.94
Case Price
: Reg. $95.88 - Only $86.28 with 10% Discount

This well balanced white blend has a fragrant honeysuckle bouquet and a lush full-in-the-mouth fruit forward finish.

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Kiss My Ass Blush

Kiss My Ass Blush
Price: $7.99

Half Case: $47.94
Case Price
: Reg. $95.88 - Only $86.28 with 10% Discount

This lovely blush exhibits hints of spice to the nose, with a velvety "melon" and Concord finish.

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Any variety mixed in the case for online orders!

Kiss My Ass Red

Kiss My Ass Red
Price: $7.99

Half Case: $47.94
Case Price
: Reg. $95.88 - Only $86.28 with 10% Discount

This red blend has a toasted marshmallow nose, with a satin finish of plum and luscious berries.

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Half and Full cased wine is now available!
Any variety mixed in the case for online orders!